December 5th, Somewhere in VA
Me- (I have just finished my pitch about not having to use oil or butter)
C- "So I can use oil if I want, right?"
Me- "Yes, of course."
C- "What about blubber?"
Me- (I deliver with a bit of sarcasm) "Are you a nineteeth century whaler?"
C- (Silent at first, and then increasingly stern) "Whales aren't hunted legally in the United States, son. There are serious fines involved."
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