November 29th, Somewhere in VA
C- "So, tell me guy, honestly. Will this pan thing explode if I, say, fry chicken in this shit, huh?"
Me- (Trying to be as straight faced and genuine as I can) "Explode, no. You can fry in this cookware, sir."
C- "Seriously, 'cause other shit I have is like, exploding grease in my face. Exploding, guy!" (Makes a gesture with his arms and laughs, eyes wide.)
Me- "Unless you're stuffing the chicken with ice...I don't think so. Why don't you take a set home and try it out?"
C- "Guy, that's HILARIOUS...shit, shit, I may have been frying frozen chickens...shit! Wait I think I was!"
(Laughs so hard a crowd forms, and they wait as if I'm about to say another joke.)