Throwdown

February 20th, Somewhere in FL

Me- (Answering this younger guy's question) "No. The handles are guaranteed not to break or come loose."
C- "I can break 'em!" (Grabs pot and bangs the handle hard on table. Nothing happens.) "Soft table." (He then drops the pot on the floor in front of the booth, then picks it up and examines it closely.)
Me- "Soft concrete floor too, huh jackass?"
C- (Proceeds to threaten me. His girlfriend comes over and apologizes for him, and they finally leave after about 10 more minutes of shit talking.)