February 22nd, Somewhere in FL
Me- (I blow some burnt food out of the demonstration pan to show the non-stick properties)
C- (A teen girl and her mother stand agast at my action. The teen speaks.) "Gross. It has your spit all over it."
Me- ( I smile big) "I'm not going to serve it to you! The surface allows for..."
C- (Interrupting loudly) "Why don't you just blow food out of your pans with a fart. Mom, is that not the dumbest thing you've ever witnessed?"