Stand Up Routine

February 19th, Somewhere in FL

Me- (Feeling like the woman in front of me can handle a gross fabrication, I answer her question about the warranty with the following, with a dead-pan delivery) "So, when you get the set home, put a small pot aside. Plant it in your yard about 4 feet down in a spot that will get plenty of sun. Then MAGIC. In about 8-10 years your [brand] tree will yield you at least 2-3 sets of new cookware. That's a guarantee you can count on."
C- "I won't even dignify that with an answer."
Me- "Oh. Well, I thought it'd be funny. It wasn't even a little humorous?"
C- "Creative, but stupid." (Walks away)