As Seen On TV

October 23rd- Somewhere in MD

(Guy approaches me, then stares at me saying nothing.)
Me- "Hi. Have you seen this stuff on TV yet?"
C- "I don't own a TV, so NO." (Stops in front of my booth, looks at his watch, then down at the cookware on the table.)
Me- "Oh, you must cook though, right?"
C- "Go fuck yourself." (Walks away shaking head.)